Bilbo's Life In A Hole

Bilbo’s Life In A Hole

 

                Bilbo Baggins is a well to do hobbit that lives in a nice little hole in the ground.  The hole is located at Bag End and that is how the children’s night time story started.  Bilbo has never had any adventure of any sort and always tries to be proper.  He has some trouble when a wizard, named Gandalf, and 12 very hungry dwarves practically raid his home.  When they are at his home Bilbo has no idea who they are or why this unknown wizard has brought them here.  Bilbo gets hysterical later on about the mess that the dwarves are making and they sing a song that almost pushes him over the edge. 

Chip the glasses and crack the plates!                                                                                                                                                                  Blunt the knives and bend the forks!                                                                                                                                                                                                         That's what Bilbo Baggins hates—
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Splash the wine on every door!

Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you’ve finished if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So, carefully! carefully with the plates!

And that is exactly what Bilbo hates. -- Smaug

 

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